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23. Motivated. International Business MBA.Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory is the blueprint for my right cerebral cortex! Dynamically Eccentric. Arrogant. Careless. Blunt, No Cannibus. Family. THUGLIFE. Architecture. Street Art. HIMYM. Comedy. Deeply Shallow Thoughts. & Overall AMAZING Shit man.

astrodub:

New wall on N6th. Love how it goes over the door. Anyone know who the artist is? (Taken with Instagram at Sweetleaf)

astrodub:

New wall on N6th. Love how it goes over the door. Anyone know who the artist is? (Taken with Instagram at Sweetleaf)

— 2 days ago with 3 notes
Over it! Valerie Anne Pxleitner Bokan

Over it! Valerie Anne Pxleitner Bokan

(via aeli-revolutionaren)

— 6 days ago with 65 notes
aeli-revolutionaren:

capitalism in its finest form.

Correct Sir

aeli-revolutionaren:

capitalism in its finest form.

Correct Sir

(Source: beatpie)

— 6 days ago with 8239 notes
british:american people are so annoying
chinese:american people are so annoying
mexicans:american people are so annoying
french:american people are so annoying
americans:we are so annoying
canadians:i fucking love maple syrup
— 1 week ago with 78874 notes
La Mujer mas Calmada, La Mujer mas Brava, La Mujer Mas Dulce

Ahorita estoy con la Mujer mas Dulce. Es raro y duele cuando no puedes ayar a alguien que perdiste hace tiempo. Pero cuando la ayas de regreso todas las emociones te regresaran. El amor se vuelve y las sonrisas que antes te daban vos se la das ella por agradecimiento y amor.

— 1 week ago
Ladies & Gentlemen

It’s the middle of may & I’ve already witnessed 3 relationships call it quits for the summer. This bring joy to that obscure smog in the middle of my chest! It’s gonna be a good summer, now at least they don’t have to lie to anyone about where they actually are. Oh I’m babysitting, at my cousins daughters birthday, at the movies with my girls, they’re making me stay til 12 to do inventory tonight. LMAO You see now we can all at least be honest. I salute you summer for allowing everyone to slut out, w/o worrying about anything! Good times will be had.

— 2 weeks ago with 2 notes
We are the lucky ones

We tend to forget how lucky we are. We sulk about our minuscule personal failures & obstacles. We sulk about relationships, academics, jobs, & the absence of material luxuries. These failures are our fault in one way or another. What about when we have no control over anything, when those failures are the least of our problems? When just seeing tomorrow is an unknown & a real uncertainty? When watching someone close to you pass away in a gruesome unthinkable manner is a daily occurrence. I feel sorry for children of war, because they had no say in their own fate. It was already decided by bickering men who just want their own gains & to be remembered in some worthless history books. Lives don’t matter to them as long as they achieve the glory. It’s pathetic how many have to die for some inept war hawk to be giddy when he sees his name on the Internet news sites. I’m not talking about a single person, I’m talking about all of these men; politicians, terrorists, Religious leaders who condone war for the sake of peace…. (Idiots), corporate tools whose businesses thrive under these conditions (Weapons makers, Security providers, oil refinery owners whose prices rise due to security speculation, etc.). It’s sad that we’re the lucky ones & still don’t realize it.

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note